I awoke this morning like any other day
neither sad nor glad about the bullshit on its way.
Yes! a hot cup of Joe to go, I’ll need it fast
in motivating my ass in passing this pending gas.
The north bound train I was on my way to work
I stepped in glue than spilled the coffee on my shirt.
a little kid began to laugh everybody started to smirk
I could have choked his little ass for being such a jerk.
Well looks like I’m late again, the boss is not a friend
my pink slip is a heart beat away, some days never pay.
What can I say in my bar drinking the rest of the day
then the fight begins adding alcohol stupid always wins.
So now off to jail I go can I cope, I can’t drop the soap.