With achievement’s admiration, some make uneasy declarations
in these considerations, companionship conflicting conversations.
So! bachelor forever, bride maybe never, while chasing endeavors
a coming onslaught of idiosyncrasy to downright fear of adultery.
Sermon of slogans in proclamations, lip-service lacking moderation
to the best man’s boutonniere before the bridesmaid’s savoir-faire.
As matrimony splutters nationwide rhetoric and pride now collides
so a drum roll please stone-deaf will sneeze the wedding party flees.