It starts with a label and lace,
a flawless ensemble distinctive with grace.
It has those classic alluring alterations,
bold boutique bias-cut, hell of a combination.
Impeccable intricate imprints is it’s illustration,
the designer’s desire for income augmentation.
With original one of a kind ornamentation,
excessively expensive creating life modifications.
It’s risky indisputable! it’s upscale it’s unsuitable
plunging neckline’s persistence damn! it’s insistence.
Luxurious tapestry textures inspires an unwilling Tiara,
reality was never clearer, it’s not a dress it’s a quest.

(*Special note to the ladies I wrote this but this is
the stuff that comes out the back end of the BULL*)