Jingle bell I’m out of jail and ready to get on track, I know
it’s wack, you just got hack, your credit card stack will fills my sack.
Merry Christmas to me, for my stuff was all free
now you kicking up flack for being my latest sap,
you got stabbed in the back, I could hear you quack.
Oh saint nick for my newest trick, Gucci and Rolex were my latest pick
I wont stop now cause I’m just to quick, knocking off suckers when they make a slip.
So Jingle bell its Christmas hell for those working stiff
your poverty swells hear the bells before you get my gift.
Silent night when fraud takes fight, your credit scores caves end,
oh dismay a fool must pay, that’s just my way, happy New Year’s day.
Oh saint nick for my very next trick, its Louis Vuitton I’m not done
with Prada in play, it’s Tiffany’s day, no I’m not gay but you will pay.
So dancing through the snow that’s your cash I blow
when you hear me sing, the register love to ring
shopping it’s my way, oh what will your creditors say.
Oh Christmas sin I must win can we still be friends,
when your cellphone rings, its the credit card digs, when
they will closed your account, for the balance amount
don’t you pout before you shout with shock and doubt.
On the last day of Christmas my suckers give to me
blood sweat and tears, they tremble with their fears
they wine cried and shout, feeling the hacker’s clout,
Oh saint nick when you shopped to you dropped hearing the suckers pop
Yes Christmas was hot but when the new year drops, more suckers
get mopped, since its time to stop, off I go to shop. Merry Christmas!
Image by Ondřej Šponiar from Pixabay
Image by Tomáš Lhotský from Pixabay
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