Category Archives: humor

Heed this Tip You Will Be Tripped

Fear not the turbulence when the ill wind’s blow, It categorizes the chronological will in life’s ebb and flow.  Within these woeful accounts willful hearts will confirm all doubts, despite the naked truths being volleyed about. The serpent’s kiss you’ll never hear a hissing tongue that concedes to none, will even bite for fun. You’llContinue reading “Heed this Tip You Will Be Tripped”

What You Consume Its Boom or Doom

God bless the late-night snacks, the enzymes with additives discoloration withthe preservatives, sludge moving through your septic tank, why digestion sank.Dedicated to that delectable stack, frosted sugars double packed! still wantingmore, it’s why your health is so poor! while barely fitting through your front door. Cast iron casseroles with bubbling cheeses warming my soul, addContinue reading “What You Consume Its Boom or Doom”

Love! Life! and The Ex-Wife

The bitter will blame feeling belittled! berated and defamedthe cynical always pessimistic! when ridiculed then conflicted.She must be deranged, I am drained, her dismay my disdainshe’s disconnected, feeling disrespected I’m being neglected. A Debby downs of despair, killing the spirit in damn! if the Devilmay care, her aggravation! my recommendation is repudiation.Her manifestations those misadventuresContinue reading “Love! Life! and The Ex-Wife”

Ladies Check Your Number

1 Shot sharpens your attention,2 shots improve your deposition,3 shots dull your exasperation’s4 shots relief of anticipations,5 shots to hell with the aggravations,6 shots lower your expectations,7 shots loosen your hesitations,8 shots somebody will take advantage of the situation. Image by Concord90 from Pixabay

My Internet Is Down

When the cynic is cynical of a brand-new day,the ill-tempered craze of social media in sway.Brings focus on the frailties of people in need,out monitoring masters upholding their greed. When negative it’s a fertile breeding ground for hatecommercial consumerism is built into the click bate.Yes, its trickery like Three Card Molly’s pending regretsome too readyContinue reading “My Internet Is Down”

Let The Bull Run

Is the stock market ready to go on another tear,this weeks Fed meeting will share, some say beware.With stimulus packages being thrown around, yougot inflation sneaking around in the background. With all the fat cat running to feed from the troughworking poor getting stampeded are left to dust off.It seems its the same all overContinue reading “Let The Bull Run”

It’s 2021 Are You Having Any Fun

It’s 2021 so what are your new year goals, now that Covid-19 vaccines is here I’m told, let me be the first to raise a toast, to 60 rich people in Houston who didn’t mean to boast, jumping the vaccination line living in the same luxury apartments and are all now doing just find. YourContinue reading “It’s 2021 Are You Having Any Fun”

A New Year, Same Old Shit

2021 starts where 2020 tried to boast, we have the Covid-19vaccine but I wont raise a toast, 60 rich people in Houston justjumped the line, all live in the same luxury apartments and nowall are just find. The health officials said they were not on the list but living in a3.5 million per condo unitContinue reading “A New Year, Same Old Shit”