Who can say if we are better off today then yesterday butt cheeks in a twist you’ll bleed! over a Twitter tweet. Self-esteem comes from likes if denied its pride that died your video must go viral at all cost, even if a life is lost. Debt! can’t breath won’t make it home need aContinueContinue reading “Are We Better Off Today Then Yesterday Who’s To Say”
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Love And Hate For Haven Sake
“Can we all just get along and make a happy home, how can that be wrong”
The Results Are Crude Don’t Get Fooled
Never once will this make you laugh that rejected call of why before you cry That distant queasy feeling that refused to lie diarrhea behind that fart stacking sky high That unmistakable smell beginning to loom That quash that said your underwear has run out of room the mad dash to the door your pride leaking fromContinueContinue reading “The Results Are Crude Don’t Get Fooled”
Ask You May Receive You May Not Believe
I am longing for the day I just want to be free My boss said be late tomorrow that day you’ll truly see. Now friends come and go but man and dog to the end my dog took his bowl and more What he left I just stepped in. There was a timeContinueContinue reading “Ask You May Receive You May Not Believe”
A Friend Indeed You May Bleed
The Seven Seas Or Toliet Water
Poor Ted At Home Still Wrong
Murphy’s Laws Are After You
Well Damn if you do Damn if you don’t Murphy is ready to take a big dump Close your eyes you still may hear dragged in the mud is now your fear when you get your turn it may sting or burn
I Can See She Really Likes Me
They say love conquers all if you make it to first base without getting kicked in the face The harsh point of rejection the twisted views in our collective reflections Why is it that she is only willing to see that pervert in me?
The Sting Of Bee Or A Dog’s Ticks And Fleas
Why must I chase the cat? Passion denied conceded pride starting all over again tell the lie give it try its do or die so let the games begin. She’s fearlessly loyal gleefully unsoiled no need to boil you will shout if the truth comes out she’ll run no doubt. You inconsiderate pain slightlyContinueContinue reading “The Sting Of Bee Or A Dog’s Ticks And Fleas”
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