Never once will this make you laugh that rejected call of why before you cry That distant queasy feeling that refused to lie diarrhea behind that fart stacking sky high That unmistakable smell beginning to loom That quash that said your underwear has run out of room the mad dash to the door your pride leaking fromContinue reading “The Results Are Crude Don’t Get Fooled”
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Ask You May Receive You May Not Believe
I am longing for the day I just want to be free My boss said be late tomorrow that day you’ll truly see. Now friends come and go but man and dog to the end my dog took his bowl and more What he left I just stepped in. There was a timeContinue reading “Ask You May Receive You May Not Believe”
A Friend Indeed You May Bleed
The Seven Seas Or Toliet Water
Poor Ted At Home Still Wrong
Murphy’s Laws Are After You
Well Damn if you do Damn if you don’t Murphy is ready to take a big dump Close your eyes you still may hear dragged in the mud is now your fear when you get your turn it may sting or burn
I Can See She Really Likes Me
They say love conquers all if you make it to first base without getting kicked in the face The harsh point of rejection the twisted views in our collective reflections Why is it that she is only willing to see that pervert in me?
The Sting Of Bee Or A Dog’s Ticks And Fleas
Why must I chase the cat? Passion denied conceded pride starting all over again tell the lie give it try its do or die so let the games begin. She’s fearlessly loyal gleefully unsoiled no need to boil you will shout if the truth comes out she’ll run no doubt. You inconsiderate pain slightlyContinue reading “The Sting Of Bee Or A Dog’s Ticks And Fleas”
The Night Before Christmas
The night before Christmas shit just wasn’t right the DA issued a warrant Swat would end my night. Santa would come and go my bail was out of sight the plea agreement offered my ass they would bite. So ho ho ho now down to my last few lines of blow they wire-tapped my phoneContinue reading “The Night Before Christmas”
The Dawn Of Discord We Can Ill Afford
The dawn of discord this disapproving dispute now convolute Deafening death-rattles before pending battles hateful chatter does it matter don’t make me shoot Diverted attention its intervention was the mission the alienation that altercation condemning cooperation. The eloquence in their epic embellishments the lack of due diligence shows your irrelevance. Fools in a fullContinue reading “The Dawn Of Discord We Can Ill Afford”
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